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Protecting America's assets. - Witless Protection
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Title: Witless Protection

Release Date: 22 Feb 2008

Runtime: 1h 37m

Genre: Comedy, Action, Adventure, Crime

Director: Parallel Entertainment Pictures

Production Companies: Parallel Entertainment Pictures

Overview: When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

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Ratings

Average Vote: 4.5 (77 votes)

Cast

  • Deputy Larry Stalder: Larry the Cable Guy
  • Madeleine: Ivana Miličević
  • Connie: Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg
  • Ricardo Bodi: Yaphet Kotto
  • Arthur Grimsley: Peter Stormare
  • Wilford Duvall: Eric Roberts
  • Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage: Joe Mantegna
  • Mark Bedell: Kurt Naebig
  • Sheriff Smoot: Richard Bull
  • Elmer: J. David Moeller
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