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IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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Title: The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Release Date: 18 Sep 2008

Runtime: 10m

Genre: Comedy, Horror

Director: Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films

Production Companies: Chaotic Rampage American Pictures, Richard Gale Films

Overview: From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Ratings

Average Vote: 6.7 (144 votes)

Cast

  • Jack Cucchiaio: Paul Clemens
  • The Doctor: Michael James Kacey
  • The Mystic: Fay Kato
  • The Girlfriend: Melissa Paladino
  • The Murderer: Brian Rohan
  • Narrator (voice): Richard Gale
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