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It's not porn. It's just great. - Kung-Fu and Titties
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Title: Kung-Fu and Titties

Release Date: 9 Aug 2013

Runtime: 1h 32m

Genre: Fantasy, Comedy, Action

Director: Nums Films, KFT THE MOVIE, Green Apple Entertainment

Production Companies: Nums Films, KFT THE MOVIE, Green Apple Entertainment

Overview: Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.

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Ratings

Average Vote: 3.8 (9 votes)

Cast

  • Richard Titties: Sean Molnar
  • Shirtless Guy: Dante Briggins
  • Marv: Jonathan Kline
  • Jenny: Dixon Mason
  • Cynthia: Seregon O'Dassey
  • Raine Brown: Raine Brown
  • Black Lightning: Evan Goldstein
  • Thug #4: Christian Acevedo
  • Woman on Horse: Robin Corneby
  • Random Guy: David Johanson
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