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A Return to Love. A Woman's Worth. - I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
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Title: I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

Release Date: 1 Jan 1993

Runtime: 16m

Genre: Comedy, Horror

Director: Heroica Films

Production Companies: Heroica Films

Overview: A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future.

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Average Vote: 4 (28 votes)

Cast

  • The Director: Jay Lacopo
  • The Actress / Sandy: Karla Montana
  • The Roomate / Martha: Johanna McCloy
  • Producer #1: Robert Koch
  • Producer #2: Tommy Hinkley
  • Producer #3: Harry Victor
  • Casting Director: Marilyn Pitzer
  • Casting Assistant: Harvey Stephens
  • The Wife: Ellie Valleau
  • Hispanic Actress: María Dolores Rodríguez García de la Pepa
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