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Title: Vieni avanti cretino

Release Date: 7 Apr 1982

Runtime: 1h 38m

Genre: Comedy

Director: San Francisco Film

Production Companies: San Francisco Film

Overview: Pasquale Baudaffi, on amnesty, comes out of prison and starts looking for a job with the help of his cousin Gaetano. But first he goes to what was once a brothel, but, unbeknownst to our hapless hero, has been taken over and rented as a dental office. Pasquale finds himself at the center of endless misunderstandings. He tries to be a gamekeeper but that's not okay, he tries to be a waiter in a bar: he immediately gets his orders wrong and he is fired. His performance as a garage keeper was negative. The very latest experience is in an electronics company but its insertion into the futuristic mechanism triggers the craziest complications. The encounter with a lost dog allows him to get to know his mistress and thus discover the woman of his life.

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Ratings

Average Vote: 6.9 (193 votes)

Cast

  • Pasquale Baudaffi: Lino Banfi
  • Gaetano Baudaffi: Franco Bracardi
  • L'uomo dal dentista: Gigi Reder
  • Ragazza al bar: Adriana Russo
  • Marisa, moglie di Gaetano Baudaffi: Anita Bartolucci
  • Segretaria del dentista: Ramona Dell'Abate
  • L'esaminatrice: Annabella Schiavone
  • La dentista: Dada Gallotti
  • La moglie di Filippo: Danila Trebbi
  • Filippo, il marito geloso: Roberto Della Casa
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