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To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut. - The Machine
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Title: The Machine

Release Date: 25 May 2023

Runtime: 1h 52m

Genre: Comedy, Action, Crime

Director: Shaken, Not Stirred Productions, Balkanic Media, Legendary Pictures, Uh Hundred Percent, Levity Productions

Production Companies: Shaken, Not Stirred Productions, Balkanic Media, Legendary Pictures, Uh Hundred Percent, Levity Productions

Overview: Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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Ratings

Average Vote: 5.8 (165 votes)

Cast

  • Bert Kreischer: Bert Kreischer
  • Albert Kreischer: Mark Hamill
  • Bert Kreischer (young): Jimmy Tatro
  • LeeAnn: Stephanie Kurtzuba
  • Igor: Nikola Đuričko
  • Idina: Iva Babić
  • Sponge: Martyn Ford
  • Alexei: Robert Maaser
  • Sasha: Jess Gabor
  • Ashley: Rita Bernard-Shaw
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