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SANTA CLAUS, AUTENTIC. NICE PRICE. CALL US. - Rare Exports Inc.
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Title: Rare Exports Inc.

Release Date: 19 Jun 2003

Runtime: 8m

Genre: Comedy, Action

Director: Woodpecker Film Oy

Production Companies: Woodpecker Film Oy

Overview: An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

Additional Information

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Ratings

Average Vote: 7.014 (71 votes)

Cast

  • Father Christmas: Otso Tarkela
  • Marker: Tommi Korpela
  • Sniper: Jorma Tommila
  • Tracker: Tazu Ovaska
  • Narrator (voice): Jonathan Hutchings
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