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Son of the Beach - Season 1
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Title: Son of the Beach

Overview: A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.

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Average Vote: 6.8 (28 votes)

Cast

  • Notch Johnson: Timothy Stack
  • B.J. Cummings: Jaime Bergman
  • Jamaica St. Croix: Leila Arcieri
  • Kimberlee Clark: Kimberly Oja
  • Mayor Anita Massengil: Lisa Banes
  • Chip Rommel: Roland Kickinger
  • Porcelain Bidet: Amy Weber
  • Son of the Beach - With Sex You Get Eggroll (Season 1 - Episode 1)

    The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a whore house from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?

    Son of the Beach - Silence of the Clams (Season 1 - Episode 2)

    A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.

    Son of the Beach - In the G-Hetto (Season 1 - Episode 3)

    When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. The Mayor's a judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.

    Son of the Beach - Love, Native American Style (Season 1 - Episode 4)

    Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.

    Son of the Beach - Two Thongs Don't Make a Right (Season 1 - Episode 5)

    When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?

    Son of the Beach - Fanny and the Professor (Season 1 - Episode 6)

    The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.

    Son of the Beach - Eat My Muffin (Season 1 - Episode 7)

    When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the women, and Rod, um, ""treating"" them. Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches it's secret: psychotropic-drug-laced bran muffins. Realizing that BJ is under someone else's control, the bran muffins move Notch into action. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town, and the Mayor's bet that the gang can win.

    Son of the Beach - Miso Honei (Season 1 - Episode 8)

    When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a parole to the only other surfer capable of surviving the wave, Adolf Manson. Manson's bad boy image wows Malibu Adjacent's impressionable children. Will Notch jump on Miso Honei for the kids and ride it safely to shore? Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit the force.

    Son of the Beach - South of Her Border (Season 1 - Episode 9)

    When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.

    Son of the Beach - Day of the Jackass (Season 1 - Episode 10)

    Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy, Captain ""Buck"" Enteneille has shown up and wants to go. It's even more of a problem when Notch sees him going anyway, with a sniper rifle. Can Notch stop Enteneille from ruining the conference, and still keep his friendship with Buck? Tune in. Also, Jamaica falls in love with an African prince.

    Son of the Beach - A Star Is Boned (Season 1 - Episode 11)

    The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.

    Son of the Beach - Attack of the Cocktopuss (Season 1 - Episode 12)

    When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.

    Son of the Beach - Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong (Season 1 - Episode 13)

    Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.

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